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"i honestly don’t remember doing that"
– me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)
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Anonymous said: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

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Cross out everything you’ve done:

captain-tabris:

  • Had a beer
  • Smoked an entire cigarette
  • Done drugs.
  • Written on a bathroom wall.
  • Read a George Orwell book.
  • Used Twitter.
  • Listened to Lady Gaga
  • Been in a car accident. 
  • Gotten suspended. 
  • Gotten expelled.
  • Been allergic to something.
  • Got a computer virus.
  • Touched a real gun.
  • Had a dog.
  • Had a cat
  • Been pregnant.
  • Camped out
  • Swam in the ocean.
  • Wore a bikini 
  • Driven a car
  • Been sent to the principal.
  • Ever liked someone.
  • Failed a class.
  • Failed a test.
  • Went to summer school.
  • Got worse than a D
  • Got A’s and B’s.
  • Read an entire book.
  • Recorded my own music.
  • Had an xbox.
  • Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. 
  • Wore fishnets.
  • Wore skinny jeans.
  • Hated someone.
  • Been cheated on.
  • Cheated on someone.
  • Practiced Christianity.
  • Worn makeup.
  • Lied to my parents about where I was going.
  • Had surgery.
  • Had my license.
  • Worn coloured contacts.
  • Painted my nails black.
  • Broken someone’s heart. 
  • Had my heart broken.
  • Cried for an hour straight 
  • Lost something very valuable.
  • Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
  • Broken a bone.
  • Gotten stung by a bee.
  • Eaten something bad/expired.
  • Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
  • Danced with someone of the same sex.
  • Owned an ipod
  • Owned an iphone.
  • Fell for a best friend
  • Stole a friend’s significant other.
  • Went far away from home for more than a week.
  • Moved out.
  • Ran away.
  • Had a job.
  • Been fired.
  • Lied to a friend.
  • Lied to a family member.
  • Had a Facebook.
  • Posted a video on Youtube.
  • Started a rumor about someone.
  • Talked bad about someone
  • Deliberately failed a test.
  • Been skinny dipping.
  • Counted to a million.
  • Counted to a thousand.
  • Ate rabbit meat.
  • Ate duck meat.
  • Had fast food.
  • Been to church
  • Been to Canada.
  • Been married.
  • Had a divorce.
  • Broke a glass
  • Hugged someone today.
  • Texted someone today.
  • Received a phone call today.
  • Threw something out of the window.
  • Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
  • Wished you were somebody else.
  • Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
  • Been to a concert
  • Seen your favourite band live 
  • Met a celebrity 
  • Met your favourite band
  • Own more than 10 CD’s
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magieundfreiheit:

You just learned a bit about me:

  • I am a cuddler
  • I am a morning person 
  • I am an only child
  • I am currently in my pajamas
  • I am currently pregnant
  • I am left handed
  • I am a little shy around everyone at first
  • I bite my nails
  • I can be paranoid at times
  • I enjoy country music
  • I enjoy smoothies
  • I enjoy talking on the phone
  • I have a car
  • I have/had a hard time paying attention at school 
  • I have a hidden talent
  • I have a pet
  • I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl
  • I have all my grandparents
  • I have been to another country
  • I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor
  • I have broken a bone
  • I have bathed someone 
  • I have changed a diaper
  • I have changed a lot over the past year
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
  • I have had major/minor surgery
  • I have killed another person
  • I have had my hair cut within the last week
  • I have mood swings
  • I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
  • I have rejected someone before
  • I like the taste of my own blood
  • I love Michael Jackson
  • I love sleeping
  • I love to shop
  • I own 100 CDs or more
  • I own and use a library card
  • I have more than 100 books in my room
  • I read books for pleasure in my spare time
  • I sleep a lot during the day
  • I watch soap operas on a regular basis
  • I work at a job that I enjoy
  • I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
  • I am currently wearing socks
  • I am tired
  • I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt/write
  • I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month

I have/had:

  • Graduated high school
  • Smoked cigarettes
  • Ridden every ride at an amusement park
  • Collected something really stupid
  • Gone to a concert
  • Helped someone
  • Spun turn tables
  • Watched four movies in one night
  • Been broken up with
  • Taken a college or university level course
  • Been in a car accident
  • Been in a tornado
  • Watched someone die
  • Been to a funeral
  • Burned yourself 
  • Ran a marathon
  • Your parents got divorced
  • Cried yourself to sleep
  • Spent over $200 in one day
  • Cheated on someone
  • Been cheated on
  • Written a 10 page letter
  • Had a best friend
  • Lost someone you loved
  • Skipped school
  • Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do
  • Stolen books from the library
  • Been in a mental hospital 
  • Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
  • Fired a gun
  • Been in a school play or production 
  • Been fired from a job
  • Taken a lie detector test
  • Swam with dolphins
  • Attempted suicide
  • Written poetry 
  • Read more than 20 books a year
  • Gone to Europe
  • Loved someone you couldn’t have
  • Used a coloring book over age 12
  • Had surgery
  • Had stitches
  • Taken a taxi
  • Had more than 5 online conversations going at once
  • Had a hamster
  • Dyed your hair
  • Had something pierced
  • Gotten straight A’s
  • Your parents sent you to a shrink 
  • Been handcuffed

My hair is naturally the color:

  • Light brown
  • Brunette
  • Dark brown
  • Blonde
  • Black
  • Dirty blonde
  • Strawberry blonde/Ginger
  • Multicoloured

My eyes are:

  • Brown
  • Blue
  • Grey
  • Green
  • Hazel
  • Light brown
  • A combination of things

I am:

  • Male
  • Female
  • Other

People sometimes label me as:

  • Slut
  • Girly
  • Ugly
  • Nerd 
  • Other

Some of my biggest fears are:

  • Spiders/other insects
  • Dying
  • Doctor/Dentist appointments
  • Hospitals
  • Needles
  • Disease
  • Being alone in the dark
  • Heights
  • Small spaces
  • Oceans/large bodies of water
  • Holes
  • Large animals
  • Small animals
  • Open spaces
  • Lightning

I have:

  • A platonic friend with benefits
  • A laptop in my room
  • A television in my room
  • Good grades
  • My own car
  • Married parents
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rockintensse:

black-frostbite:

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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Holy fuck finally someone who understands

Forever is too long